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a wedding tomorrow?

Angelina (to everyone, timidly, uncertainly). Well… sort of… yeah.

Damira and Xana (chorus). Congratulations!

Angelina (embarrassed). Thanks.

Lisa (to Angelina, displeased). Congratulations, friend.

Angelina (apologetically to Lisa). Thanks.

Bela (modestly). Well, I already have… I congratulated him.

Xana (busily, with interest, to Angelina). Cool. Well, what about the bachelorette party? Where? When will it take place? We're in business, if you don't mind!

Angelina (confused). Bachelorette party? And.. I…. Yes… well, nowhere. I, honestly, even somehow on this topic …

Xana (interrupting Angelina). Yes, what are you!!!!! It's a tradition! Holy primordial tradition! This cannot be violated. It will not work to beg for this!

Damira and Bela agree with Xana. Lisa shrugs her shoulders.

Xana (busily, to everyone). So! So, no one is planning anything for tonight! Let's carouse!

Lisa (to Xane). I don't mind in principle, but we need to decide on the place, the menu.

Angelina (confused). How much do we discount?

Xana (busily, to everyone). Don't "worry"! I'll decide everything now!

Xana pulls out her cell phone. Calling someone.

The girls exchange glances. For everyone, this is a surprise and uncertainty.

Xana (into the phone). Hello? Maratik? Hello, darling. Missed you? Me too. Marat, tell me, do you have any saunas available for the evening? For today, yes. Yes? Which ones? In what area? Yeah. Well, it's fine. All. Hammer it under me. I'm coming with my friends. We have a bachelorette party… (Listens to the phone.) No, not me. I'll tell you everything later. And arrange the table there to your taste, okay? Will you do it for me? Excellent. I can give you the money now, just tell me how much you need. (He listens to the phone.) A gift? Seriously? Maratik, I adore you! You're just the best! Well, that's it, see you tonight then. I'll come, hug and kiss you! Even if your wife and children are standing next to you! This is my condition! (Smiles.) Thank you, dear. We'll be there by eight.

Xana puts down the phone, smiles warmly, looks at the girls.

Xana (to everyone, happily). That's it! Maratik organizes everything for us. Girls — it will be cool. Sauna on Kutuzovsky. You know? I'll send the address to everyone, I have your contacts now. They're waiting for us at eight! Refusals are not accepted! Let's say goodbye to the free life of our friend Geli!

Music!

Everyone is hugging Angelina!

ZTM.

The end of the first act.

Action 2

Scene 1. Bachelorette party

Sauna. There are bath benches, a richly laid table. A large selection of alcohol. To drink, to have a snack — everything is in abundance.

A "hot" bright musical composition sounds.

Girls, some in towels, some in swimsuits, dancing to the hot rhythms of a musical composition, run out from different sides tired, but happy. They run to the shops, shouting.

Damira (fervently, annealing in the dance). Bela and Angelina scream, scream

, dance, but in the dance they run to the benches, fall on them, "dry out".

Xana and Lisa, laughing and having fun, go out together. They dance a little, finish discussing something violently.

The music ends.

Damira rushes to Lisa and Xana. Hugs them.

Damira (to Lisa and Xana, happy, emotional). Girls! How cool it is for me to be with you! I haven't annealed like this in years…. (Thinks.) I've never had such a great time at all. Mmmmmm, how healthy you are.

Damira turns to Bela and Angelina.

Damira (to Bela and Angelina, emotionally, joyfully). Squirrel, Gel, come quickly here to us, I want to hug you too! I love everyone, I adore everyone!!!

Bela and Angelina (wearily, in chorus). Noooo.

Angelina (wearily). Soryan, Damka, but after the steam room I need to be soldered with live water. The squirrel is generally crazy. Throws and throws. I grew up in the private sector, I know the bathhouse firsthand. But this bitch… (Pointing to Bela.) It just doesn't melt at all. Terminator, holy shit. Where did you get so much patience from? In appearance, a sucker is a sucker, and there is a strong rod inside!

The girls laugh.

Bela (wearily, displeased, to Angelina). Eeeeeee! You cheeeeeeeeeee! I'm not a sucker!

Xana (to Bela, reassuring). Squirrel, what are you? Don't take it seriously. Are you still not used to Geli's style of communication? She doesn't say that out of spite. You're not a sucker at all. They just stupidly envy you that you turned out to be stronger in endurance, that's all.

Angelina (wearily). Am I jealous? Yes, I'm jealous. And what is she like over there… And I'm out… and…. and, in general, I'm not going to hug. At least not right now.

Damira (to Bela and Angelina, emotionally, joyfully). Well, then I'll come to you myself now.

Bela and Angelina (tired, dissatisfied, chorus, exhaling). Aaaaaa.

Damira runs up to Bela and Angelina, hugs them, rejoices, but the girls do not share the joy too much, they would like to rest.

Damira, seeing no reciprocity, cautiously steps aside.

Lisa (to Angelina, encouraging). And about the life-giving water… They've prepared a whole arsenal for us here. (Lisa waves her hand around the table.) Whatever your heart desires. What should I pour you, Gel? Vodka? Cognac? Wine? (Peering at what is on the table.) I see some cocktails here, there are…

Angelina (tiredly, to Lisa). Is there a simple mineral water?

Lisa (taking mineral water from a pile of bottles). Greece has everything.

Angelina (tiredly, to Lisa). Li, not in the trash, splash the pezhe….

Lisa (pouring mineral water into a glass). Not a question at all!

Serves mineral water to Angelina. She gratefully accepts, greedily drinks.

Bela (to Lisa, asking). Can I?

Lisa nods approvingly.

Angelina chokes, pours mineral water, trying to vent her indignation.

Angelina (defiantly, to Lisa, pointing to Bela). Don't pour it for her! She's already peppy. She will pour herself without any

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